How to Avoid the Neighbours ... Without Really Trying
Sometimes you just don't wanna see people.
But you really can't say 'I Vanna Be Alone' - cos that's been well and truly done (Greta Garbo 'Grand Hotel', 1932).
There is another solution - the deer butt hole door bell! Of course, other animals do equally well.
Now, the only people who are likely to press you 'buzzer' ... may well be just the kinda people you do VANNA see!
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I want the man-ass hole doorbell model. They make that yet? lol
ReplyDeletehey greg.
ReplyDeleteif they don't, they should!
i'd never get past the front door!!!
Uhm, wasn't the line "I vanna be alone" uttered by the great Marlene Deitrich?
ReplyDeletehey anon
ReplyDeleteit was in fact greta garbo and she later commented on her famous utterance:
"I never said, 'I want to be alone.' I only said, 'I want to be left alone.' There is all the difference"
take care
nick