Thursday, October 30, 2008

How to Avoid the Neighbours ... Without Really Trying

Sometimes you just don't wanna see people.

But you really can't say 'I Vanna Be Alone' - cos that's been well and truly done (Greta Garbo 'Grand Hotel', 1932).

There is another solution - the deer butt hole door bell! Of course, other animals do equally well.

Now, the only people who are likely to press you 'buzzer' ... may well be just the kinda people you do VANNA see!


  1. I want the man-ass hole doorbell model. They make that yet? lol

  2. hey greg.

    if they don't, they should!

    i'd never get past the front door!!!

  3. Uhm, wasn't the line "I vanna be alone" uttered by the great Marlene Deitrich?

  4. hey anon

    it was in fact greta garbo and she later commented on her famous utterance:

    "I never said, 'I want to be alone.' I only said, 'I want to be left alone.' There is all the difference"

    take care