Spin Meisters Extraordinaire
Perhaps this is not exactly the right moment to be cynical about our politicians, Barack Obama in his honeymoon period an' all, but I just couldn't pass up the opportunity to post this true story.
It happens that genealogist Judy Wallman was researching her own family tree, in particular a C19 ancestor - Remus Reid. And she thought of enlisting the help of a family relation, the politician Harry Reid, about their mutual antecedent.
She currently knew that Remus Reid had been hanged in 1889 in Montana for horse stealing and robbery.
Harry Reid, old pollie spin meister that he is, sent her the biographical 'information' he had in his possession:
'Remus Reid was a famous cowboy in the Montana Territory. His business empire grew to include acquisition of valuable equestrian assets and intimate dealings with the Montana railroad. Beginning in 1883, he devoted several years of his life to government service, finally taking leave to resume his dealings with the railroad. In 1887, he was a key player in a vital investigation run by the renowned Pinkerton Detective Agency.
In 1889, Remus passed away during an important civic function held in his honour when the platform upon which he was standing collapsed.
In 1889, Remus passed away during an important civic function held in his honour when the platform upon which he was standing collapsed.
LOL !!!
It could be interesting if this were anything more than a recycled urban myth that has pointed towards Hillary Clinton, George Bush, Al Gore & many others. All inacurately of course.
ReplyDeleteThat said, this knowledge provides a new opportunity to engage President Obama's clarion call: "On this day, we gather because we have chosen hope over fear, unity of purpose over conflict and discord. On this day, we come to proclaim an end to petty grievances and false promises, the recriminations and warn out dogmas that have for too long strangled our politics."
hey josh
ReplyDeletethere are a hundred and one reasons - i think yours are at the top of the list! LOL
and hilarious spin - don't you think!
Don't even get me started on that guy!
ReplyDeleteEven after the dems took control of congress, he still allowed Dubya to get his way and ignored (along with Pelosi) the call to impeach the bugger!
Hey! I told you not to get me started! lol
This is an Internet joke. The same thing was written about a relative of Tipper Gore. Check www.snopes.com before you run this stuff.
ReplyDeletePopcorn! Peanuts! Hey, getcher Red-Hots 'ere folks, hey Red-Hots! Peanuts! Programs! Programs 'ere folks! Can't tell who's gettin' their neck stretched wif'out a program!
ReplyDeleteAn important civic function indeed! The school children probably got a holiday. Now if we could only stretch the necks of a few Congressmen.
BTW Josh, I loved the comment about getting fucked in the days before electricity.
Thanks for telling me about this blog.
That he even had to spin it at all.
ReplyDeleteSays a lot about him. lol
Mr. Harry Reid is a US Senator, not a Congressman, and he is the US Senate Majority Leader. Congressman is the title of someone who is in the US House of Representatives.
ReplyDeleteThat's too too funny. The platform on which he was standing collapsed. ROFLMAO.
ReplyDeleteAlan down in Florida
Ha!!! I love it!
ReplyDeleteWit
hey everyone
ReplyDeletei must say i half suspected it was a great urban myth
but was hoping against hope it was not - it was so damn funny
i think the thing that makes it such a laugh - is that it is so close to being what we all know is true!!!
nick
hey WWK
ReplyDeleteLOL - was probably the best entertainment in town before movies and TV!!!
BTW, liked your blog - a great read
will be going back
nick
hey greg
ReplyDeleteonly solution to politically motivated agitation is more porn
try it and tell us if this works - LOL!!!
The individual being hanged is not Remus Reid, but the notorious outlaw Black Jack Ketchum. Unfortunately he put on a considerable amount of weight on death row, and he was decapitated by the drop........
ReplyDeletehey anon
ReplyDeletewas wondering who the guy was - thanks for tell us - i'll google him out
even more grizzly end than you'd imagine!
and a warning to the perils of over-eating
PS and there's the grizzly photo on the net to prove the grizzly end
ReplyDelete:0 !!!