Sunday, July 13, 2008

'A Bracelet at Tiffany's ...'

A lady walks into Tiffany's. She browses around and spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more closely, she breaks wind.

Very embarrassed she glances around to see if anyone has noticed her little accident.

As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a salesman standing right behind her.

Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the salesman greets the lady with, 'Good day, Madam. How may we help you today?'

Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may just not have been there at the time of her little 'accident', she asks, 'Sir, what is the price of this lovely bracelet?'

He answers, 'Madam, if you farted just looking at it, you're going to sh
it yourself when I tell you the price.'


  1. hey ricky. yeah, only the ones that make me LOL seem worth posting. this was obviously one.